I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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