just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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