i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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