hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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