Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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