Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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