He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
