so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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