I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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