in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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