ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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