Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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