He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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