coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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