I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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