i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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