Ambien. No doubt about it.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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