dude i'm inner monologue high
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
You did what with his pubic hair?
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