Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize