Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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