Buhtt sex?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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