so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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