I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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