420 ftw
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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