Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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