Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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