3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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