I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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