just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
