I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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