You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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