He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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