i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dear god my vagina.
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