It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
