I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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