There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I pour the whiskey from now on
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