Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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