Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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