All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Randomize