Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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