Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i dont even know how to be here
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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