but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
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You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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