Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
false alarm, still single
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize
