1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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