does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
A bitchslap is in order.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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