Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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