My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dude. I can hear the air.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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