If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Randomize
