I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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