I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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