STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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