If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
