It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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