At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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