She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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